Thursday, May 31, 2012

barefootbeaches:

0-c-e-a-n—m-i-s-t:

od3sta:

finnickysecrets:

Second time reblogging this.

There’s just something about their voices that keeps making me hit the replay button.

I bet you’ll see them in the future.

New obsession.

Forever reblogging!! This should be on iTunes! :)

such beautiful girls. so wish i could sing

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Whoever you were you made me giggle.

Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: whad u p
You: last time I peed was like an hour or so ago
You: you?
Stranger: i just peed in a fire to put it out
You: how does that make you feel?
Stranger: acomplished
You: Now take that feeling and turn it into a more positive word
Stranger: inspired to put out more fires with my urine
You: Congratulations you have passed kindergarten
Stranger: yes finally god damn
You: Now I am going to ask you a year one question now because I think you can handle it?
Stranger: ok lay it on me
Stranger: u there master
You: sorry
You: How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
Stranger: 6,467 and one bite
Stranger: but an owl can to it in one
Stranger: 3 sorry
You: You have passed year one,I think you are good to go to university
Stranger: ok cool witch one
You: The university of I am super awesome and know everything because I finished kindergarten and year one!
Stranger: fuck yes im ready
You: Now please respond to what is the hardest question that can ever be asked?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i would love to
You: What is next to me?
You: Now take your time to answer this question because well I have nothing better to do with my time
You: I thought you had changed your behaviour,this is not university behaviour,I am sorry but I am going to have to let you go unless you produce some of your finest works
You: 10
You: 9
You: 8
You: 7
You: 6
You: 5
You: 4
You: 3
You: 2
You: 1
You: BINGO!
You: YOU JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!!!!
You: Well done youngin,you are now a proud owner of an owl clock

No one: we should date.

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me: omg
tumblr: you posted this

jeanninecandace:

grooveymutation:

themad-hattar:

lilygetsfit:

YOU OTHER READERS CAN’T DENY

WHEN A BOOK WALKS IN WITH A GOOD PLOT BASE

AND A BIG SPINE IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG

WANNA PULL OUT YOUR PENS

‘CAUSE YOU NOTICED THAT BOOK WAS DENSE

READING, HALF-RIMS I’M WEARING

I’M HOOKED AND I AIN’T CARING

OH BABY I WANT AN E-READER

AND A MEANINGFUL METER

MY TEACHERS TRIED TO TRAIN ME

THAT BOOK YOU GOT MAKES ME SO BRAINY

OH MY GOD.

And then I died…

So much love <3